FLAT!

FLAT! is a song written and recorded live by Hat Films on their livestream on June 15, 2016. The song is later released on the same day on Bandcamp, iTunes and Spotify.

Background
TBA

Track List

 * 1) FLAT! (3:02)
 * 2) FLAT! (Instrumental) (3:02)

Lyrics
Smith Hey ya'll, straight talk ok? There's some flat out things I gotta say Roundies, hear me out Stop bending theories It's time to straighten things out

Edging in my bedroom got me thinkin' 'bout the edge Not the guy from U2, the fucking earth ledge Gotta prove you roundies wrong, so I strolled outside Flat cap, flat battery, let's theorize

I took a really long stick and put it on the ground That bitch stayed flat 'cuz the earth's not round! The earth is flat and I'll prove it in this song Just like my Mountain Dew that's been out too long

(Chorus) My credit card, FLAT My ruler, FLAT This paper, FLAT Where I live, FLAT The tires on my bike, FLAT The soda in my hand, FLAT My singing pitch, FLAT This whole world, FLAT

Open your damn eyes, you round earth clown Take a quick look! Man, the sky is up not down If the earth is round and we're sitting on the top Then stuff at the bottom probably fell off

Dragons fly at the end of the earth Been soaring through the sky since our flat world's birth You're not believing this and calling us schmucks? I'll show you what's round, take a look at these nuts!

(Chorus)

Clearly the moon is flat, there's no dark side Nobody went there, NASA fucking lied Hey roundies, how's that hot core doing? You're filling kids head with the shit you're spewin'

So I took a big boat to the end of the world And before my little eyes the truth unfurled There were dragons, and beasts, and awful things like that I sailed right home 'cuz the world's so flat.

(Chorus)

Trott UHHH, excuse me sir, I believe your facts aren't sound The circumference of the earth is 40 mega meters round! If the world is flat, which projection is factual? Mercator, Gall-Peters, or maybe the sinusoidal?

A globe is always right, the flat must be distorted Which clearly means your theory is thwarted! So, the earth, our home, is an oblate spheroid I'm dropping the truth, your theory is destroyed!

You think the earth's flat just like your sister's chest? Well that makes sense, you haven't seen real breasts! Earth is the only planet not named after a Deity It's a place of science, and the home of your virginity!

Smith URGHHH

Trott Thank you.

Trivia

 * The livestream can be viewed in full here on Hat Films Extra YouTube page. A highlights video of the livestream can be viewed here.