Lewis Brindley/Quotes


 * "Fuckin' Hell!"
 * "Flippin' heck!"
 * "Are you alright there, friend?"
 * "Let me just kill this pig..."
 * "We're not retreating, we are advancing in a different direction!"
 * "I've got it, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it."
 * "Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on."
 * "Ohp?"
 * "Oh no, you dead?!"
 * Look, it's fine
 * "Um, does anyone have any pork?"
 * "The thing is..."
 * "I shouldn't have done that. That's probably cheating."
 * "Poosh the butan."
 * Oh yeah
 * "I may die at this point, however..... shit."
 * "Careful, friend!"
 * "That? Oh don't mind that."
 * "Um, holy shit, son."
 * "Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Aaaaaaaarrgh!"
 * "Oh God Simon, what is going on?"
 * "Oh God Simon, what are you doing?"
 * "Oh God Simon, where are you?"
 * "Oh God Simon, what have you done?"
 * "This game is beautiful."
 * "It's good isn't it?" (When showing Simon new stuff)
 * "GAMES AWESOME."
 * "Siiimoonnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!"
 * "Duncan!"
 * "You're like a naughty school child!"
 * "/give honeydew 46 1"
 * "I just did a little trump!"
 * "Not much to motorboat there, to be honest."
 * "Oh goodness me!"
 * "My brain's lagging."
 * "Re *whistle* cently"
 * "Balls to this, I'm cheating"
 * "HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!"
 * "Ooof, oh"
 * "Oh, blimey, I think I need a cup of tea and a sit down after that"
 * "Op, crikey."
 * "Eiffel Tower!"
 * "Oh God, that cow's moo got cut off!"
 * "Man up Bitch!"
 * "AWWWWWWWWW!!!!
 * "Fucking hells bells!"
 * "I enjoy being able to feel Notch's lovely face against my buttocks."
 * "Oh.. Wait look theres a leeeev v v ver here. (After Simon says "Where?) Look look look, its right here."
 * "Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup *while jumping*."
 * "Simon, you've turned into a robot again"
 * "Balls to you!"
 * "You can't build the walls out of pork."
 * "How do trees work?"
 * "Cummin' in your eye!"
 * "What, What Happened?"
 * "Stop buying letters!"
 * "Jesus Christ... on a bike!!"
 * "Um....what the holy shit is this."
 * "YOU WANTED SOME COPPER?! THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR THIS?!"
 * "Balls to it"
 * (exasperated) "Look, Yoglabs: evil!"
 * "Gently does it ... oh bollocks."
 * "Let's solve this the Yogscast way. Have you got any TNT?"
 * "Flippin' hell's bells, man!"
 * "Oh cows just wanna have fu-un!" (In the tune of 'Girls just want to have fun')
 * (to Sips) "How come we haven't had sex yet?"
 * "Jesus CHRIST...On a bike!"
 * (in a scottish pirate voice) "No, there is definitely lots of danger and stuff. It's not going to be very easy, that's why i'm offering a good reward, you fool. It's gonna be really TOUGH! You're gonna have to kill lots of SHIT!"
 * "Duncan, i'm in spaaaaace!" (When glitching out on a Motorbike in Modded Farming Sim 2013)
 * Simon: "Do you have a dongle?" Lewis: "That's none of your business!"