Shadow of Israphel/Season 1

Part 1: How to Survive the First Night
The video first starts with Xephos and Honeydew introducing themselves, and inspecting their first map, finding themselves starting in a "snowy" biome. It is heavily implied to be Lewis' first time playing Minecraft. After exploring and breaking a few blocks of ice, Honeydew informs Xephos that "bad things" happen at night, and they need to collect wood to make a shelter. Xephos sees his first creeper hiding away in a cave. Honeydew was in a urge to find coal and make torches. Xephos continues to collect wood. After realizing that it is getting dark, Xephos finds out how to build a crafting table, and Honeydew teaches him how to craft a pickaxe. They make some more wood, and start to panic as it gets increasingly dark. The pair begin to build a comically-small shack underneath a tree, and the episode ends with them laughing in the pitch-black room.

Quotes

 * "This is quite Christmassy as well" - Lewis
 * "Oh Christ almighty, it's a creeper!" - Simon
 * "We're soooooooo screwed..." - Simon
 * "They are very bad things, they blow up, they destroy things...not sheep."

Part 2: Spending the Night in Simon`s Shack
The episode begins with Xephos and Honeydew in Simon's pitch-black shack, whereupon the beginner Xephos expresses concern for the safety of the cows and sheep outside. After a while Xephos scouts outside (and Honeydew locks him out). Then they frantically close the door due to seeing 'something' outside. Honeydew then scouts for a while. After knowing that it was a hostile mob, they quickly craft wooden swords to repel zombies and skeletons before waiting out the rest of the night discussing how to regain health. In the morning, while Xephos is fretting over the skeleton just outside, Honeydew reveals the skeletons can fire their arrows through the door, much to Xephos' chagrin. They then venture out to see the burning creatures, which to their horror, don't burn as quickly as expected, but the hellish beasts are reduced to cinders soon enough.

Quotes

 * "I know what I'm doing" - Lewis.
 * "'I'm an expert at this game...AAAAHHH! Oh my god, it's straight outside!" - Simon
 * "Put a stick in the center-middle...the center-middle? I don't even know what that is." - Simon
 * "So we have a shitty wooden sword. We're going to defend this property. From my cold dead hands, you skeleton motherfucker!" - Simon
 * "The thing is...oh god, I've said that fucking phrase again, I'm terribly sorry." - Simon
 * "Oh, no, it's OK, it's on fire." - Lewis
 * "Hooraaaay!" - Simon