The True Tekkit

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This is NOT the real story. It is a story made by a fan known as Kalse1229

Part 1
Duncan, Simon, Lewis, Sjin, and Sips are in the brewery

Duncan: Sips, Sjin, for working here for as long as you have without betraying us, you two have earned drinks.

Sjin: Okay.

Sips: Bottoms up.

Duncan prevents Lewis and Simon from drinking.

Sjin: Ugh, I think I'm drunk.

Sips: Me too.

Duncan: Why don't you two go and have a lie down for the rest of the day in your compound.

Sips: Sure. Come on Sjin, let's go sober up.

Sjin and Sips leave.

Simon: Why didn't you let us drink?

Duncan: I needed them out of the way so they didn't notice us sneaking off.

Lewis: Sneaking off? To where?

Duncan: My castle. Follow me guys. I have some people you might want to meet.

Part 2
Lewis and Simon apprehensively follow Duncan to his castle. When they get close, they hear two familiar voices.

Strippin: For the last time, unless Duncan says otherwise, I'm not allowing him in here.

Hannah: I trust him with my life, even though he's broken my stuff countless times.

Strippin: You know who he's friends with. You don't know exactly where his loyalties lie.

Duncan, Lewis, and Simon approach the castle steps to find Strippin, Hannah, and Nilesy waiting there. They see the three flying towards them.

Strippin: Oh, for the love of God! First Hannah brings Nilesy, and now you bring these two?

Duncan: First, if Hannah trusts Nilesy, he should be let in. I trust her judgement. Second, these two are my bosses, and it killed me not bringing them in. Itrust them even more then you two. They can be of help.

Lewis: Wait, what the h*ll is going on here? Hannah? Strippin? And trust us with what?

Simon: And more importantly, why is Nilesy here with all this breakable stuff?

Nilesy: Hey!

Duncan: Lewis, Simon, welcome to the anti-Rythian Squad. We have much to discuss.

Part 3
Lewis, Simon, Hannah, Nilesy, and Strippin sit around a table. Duncan sits at the head.

Duncan: Rythian has been acting up as of late. I put a nuke underneath his house just to show him I don't take crap from him, and it hasn't phased him.

Lewis: What's this have to do with the anti-Rythian Squad?

Duncan: When I realized intimidation wouldn't work, I figured that we had strength in numbers. Sitting at this table are people that I trust and have skills that could prove useful in the upcoming war-and Nilesy.

Nilesy: I'm sitting right here you know!

Simon: What's your plan of action?

Duncan: Before we can even think of a plan to defeat Rythian, I need to discuss a topic that will be very unpopular with everybody at the table.

Hannah: There isn't any decision you can make that ALL of us won't like.

Duncan: I want to allow Sips and Sjin to join us.

Everyone except Duncan: WHAT?!

Meanwhile, in the Brown Mushroom Stronghold, Zoey talks to a red mushroom and a brown mushroom:

Zoey: Look, Barry Jr. I know the death of your older brother Eggbert on Jeff's orders was tough, but you and Melinda need to tell her father Jeff of your affair...forget him if he can't except that. I'll hide you two and help you elope.

Teep walks in. Zoey hastily picks up the mushrooms.

Zoey: Hi Tee. What's up...it's time? You know what, no! Look, I decided what Jeff is doing is wrong. He can go ahead and storm Blackrock and take out the red mushrooms if he wants, but I won't break into Blackrock. Ry-I mean Barry is my friend and I won't betray him.

Teep: (calmly) Then you will never leave here. (takes out Super Jim)

Zoey: Wait you can talk? What th-(get's knocked out by Teep)

Part 4
Everyone is shouting reasons at Duncan why Sips and Sjin shouldn't join the anti-Rythian Squad.

Hannah: Sjin caused you tp help destroy the old server!

Strippin: He separated me and Benji for months!

Simon: Sjin made me think he was a god with a giant head!

Lewis: Sips beat me with high quality dirt!

Nilesy: They suffocated me inside a wall!

Duncan: I know Sips and Sjin don't have a perfect record, but they've been working for Honeydew Inc. They haven't betrayed us yet, even though they (destroys wall to reveal Sips and Sjin eavesdropping) LISTEN IN ON PEOPLE!

Sjin: Sorry, but we carry Netherwart around with us wherever we go. We saw you tried to get rid of us, so we couldn't help but follow.

Sips: I know we haven't been the nicest people on the server-

Nilesy: (mumbles) That's for sure.

Sjin: But we both want to stop Rythian, so we want to help.

Lewis: What do you think Duncan?

Duncan: Okay, but you two are on different teams for our upcoming misson.

Lewis, Simon, and Nilesy: What mission?

Hannah: Two actually.

Strippin: One team is to scout out Blackrock to see what defenses there are.

Duncan: And one team finds the one person who will be able to talk some sense into Rythian.

Simon: Who's that?

Duncan: Zoey Proasheck.

'''More tomorrow. Kalse1229.'''