Chris Lovasz/Quotes


 * This is pretty gay guys. Prettyyy gay."
 * "It's gonna be good. Good... good 'n' gay."
 * "If a guy served poop for, like, a fancy dinner party, and he brought it out on a platter, would it be all lumpy? or would it be like creamy ... maybe steaming a little."
 * "You gotta love a pump."
 * "You son of a gun!"
 * "I'm just gonna make a camp guys."
 * "Oh, you know what, you know what ... Fuck you﻿ guys, fuck this game, fuck you!"
 * "Lick my rapehole Lewis!"
 * "I'm taking many hits, and not from the bong!"
 * "Look at this creeper!!! I'm gonna invite him over to dinner and then kill him right in front of my mom!!!!!"
 * "My panties are covered with glossy gravy tonight!"
 * "Get to the hovel!"
 * "Oh crap, it's snowing."
 * "We caught a shit ton of air" - Snuggle Truck gameplay.
 * "Let's make some cool shit"
 * "You son of a truck!
 * "Let's ice these mother truckers!"
 * "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but here comes a shit ton of fences"
 * "Get outta town Buster Brown!"
 * "I hate you so nasty little sausage."
 * "We're going to get those beaver bastards."
 * "Awww, shit. This is gonna be fantastic."
 * "For crying in a sink."
 * "If I could actually fit both my hands around your neck"
 * "That's alright though."
 * "Hopefully someone harpoons this badger"
 * "Oh Sadon, you're such a bastard"
 * "Good morning little sausages"
 * "Let's ice this mother fucker!"
 * "There's a couple of reasons, but why do you guys keep phoning me?"
 * "Simon is a sexy bastard."
 * "This is fantastic!"
 * "Aw god, that is fantastic."
 * "What a fantastic bitch."
 * "This is amazing!"
 * "So much passion ... "
 * "I'm the greatest gumshoe in the land."
 * "Lalna, that bastard."
 * "What have you brought home. What have I told you about using protection Sjin."
 * "Fuck the world!"
 * "There's 'X' all over the goddamn place."
 * "It's a vitamin deficiency, you judgmental bastard!"
 * "You effin' ding-dong."
 * "What are they building over there, a Rainbow Factory or something?!"
 * "Damn it ... Damn it Sjin ... Damn it all to hell!"
 * "Big money - big women - big fun."
 * "Cooking dinner, aw yeah!"
 * "Oh Nilesy, I'm so glad we found you randomly in a hole."
 * "Give Sjin back his rape alarm, you bastards!"
 * "Hey Sjin, I just got some Uranium!", "Whose ranium?", "M-my ranium?", "Sips, what are you doing in Tehran!?"
 * "I'm all over this shit!"
 * "That's amazing!"
 * "Parvis, prepare to meet your maker."
 * "Sure I'll adopt your ass, no problem!"
 * "I don't care Sjin, I'm the greatest gumshoe in the land. Dick Tracy... Tracy doesn't have shit on me!"
 * "That was your mum, Rashers. That was your mother! Where's Guy? WHERE'S GUY?!" *Wchhat wchhat wchhat wchhat wchhat wchhat*
 * "Hey silk-shirt guy!" (to Lewis during the Yogscast Tekkit series)
 * "Don't worry Sjin, I got this."
 * "God damn it, Sjin!"
 * "Come on Sjin, ya' big dumb dumb."
 * "All the ladies would see us like, you know going to Costa Coffee for our lunch and they'd be like: 'Hey those are the guys that killed people with the lever and TNT in that Minecraft PVP'."
 * *looks at new machine* "...it looks a little bit messy..." *a creeper attacked by Sjin from the other side of the wall blows it up* "Oh my god Sjin... *laugh* Wa... What are you doing!?"
 * "Literally eat shit directly out of Sjin's ass you motherfucker!"
 * "It's an epic fight!"
 * "Ooh, snappers!"
 * "Oh, look at thiiis!"
 * "Aww, I stabbed him right in the heart."
 * "Sjin, I've been shot. I've been shot in the penis."
 * "You big dumb-dumb"
 * "Yes we did it"
 * "It's only me who handles my gun, Sjin, nobody else."
 * "Aww, shiiit!"
 * "Aww, Sjiiin!"
 * "That sounds like a whole lot of sucking, Sjin."
 * "Maybe you and Sjin could get together sometime and rub each other's pokeballs together?"
 * "You think I care about any of this stuff? Hell no, Gi-Joe. That's what Sjin's for."
 * "This is going to be great, Sjin!"
 * "I'm full of piss and vinegar."
 * "Get outta here!" (Whilst killing a mob)
 * "A... A goat killed my mother." (When being asked why he didn't like goats.)
 * "Then you'll have to eat food out of a dumpster, like you were destined to do." (When talking about OpenTTD debt to Duncan.)
 * "It's nuts!"
 * "Yellow crayolas, fantastic!"
 * "It's like an army of sad or possibly angry cats!"
 * "WHY IS THE BELT BELOW HIS ASS?"
 * (Tekkit Ep.2) "I am the best housewife in the lands."
 * "2012 can suck on my balls, it's all about 2013!"
 * "I'm actually dying, send an ambulance!" During Sjin's cover of I Believe In A Thing Called Love.
 * "I think I'm a better person, I feel like a better person now"
 * (when Duncan uses his flying ring to cause lightning to attack Simon) "The lightning storm's back, Simon, get indoors!"
 * "What's this guy's beef?"
 * "God, I'm gonna need a nap after this."
 * "Mom, Dad! I don't know what I was doing! I just wanted to dig!"
 * "I'll keep the prison clothes though, it'll make for some hot role-play later on."
 * "Well, we learned something from this: never play Minecraft with Sjin!"
 * "GG Sjin. GG"
 * "We've opened up the gates to Hell Sjin."
 * "Oh shit! The shipping and receiving!"
 * "Maybe this'll work. (explosion) Well, that didn't work."
 * "One of those big fat guys is bleeding profusely in my﻿ kitchen. Don't know whe-" (notices the two beds are pushed together) "Hey, look at this. It's getting serious." (In Hotline Miami)
 * "Everybody likes a ... don't they? Just me? My dad? No?"
 * "I'll do iiiiiiiit!" (When accepting a mission in SimCity)
 * "It's gonna be good - it's gonna be great."
 * "Prepare your buttholes."