User blog:Xasparaz/The Life We Live

(Well, Xasparaz here. I've decided to start up my own story since everyone else around here seems to be. it will be mildly Fanfiction but not based on any Tv charchaters. Just people and friends in a new more interesting livlihood. Oh, also. I'm winging it ;)  )

=Chapter One: Welcome To My Life=

I was asleep. I had not slept this well in weeks it had seemed. As the sun shined in through my open window I slowly shufffled to my feet. The breezy cool air swept in through my window to greet me. "Good Lord!" I moved over and shut the window. "More sleep ruined becuase It was too cold!" I looked down grumpily to the floor. It was a nice floor. Or at least it was until I fell off my bed and knocked a few random paint cans on it. I am not a very Lucky person it seems. I yawned off the rest of my sleep and went on to handle my morning buisness. I checked in my closet. It was filled wall to wall with suits. Black suits with several red detailing marks. I put one on and slipped on some shoes. I soon left my room to go to eat.

It was a dreary day In the Town. It seemed almost everywhere the world was under attack. People were dieing left and right and entire Kingdoms were dropping off the map. You see the world had ventured into a new battlefeild. Monsters which had never been imagined to be real existed. Not only that but they were laying seige to the world. Mankind was losing. You see This tale takes place in one such town. little did they know they would soon find themselves on the frontlines. They needed help. They needed heroes.

I was just stepping out onto the porch for the morning. It was 1Pm. I began my daily stroll to the market. I was a craftsman. As I went out I gathered up small things from the local shops. Lumber, Bread, Fish, Stone. Small things. Some I used for my Trade. The rest, well, a Man has to eat you know. So as I purchased my materials I headed back home to do some work. However I was stopped by a child. "Sir." He looked up at me with sad droopy eyes. "Cwan I Pwease Hwave Swome Fwish?" I looked down at him. He was the Mayor's child. Not only that but He was 10 years old and on the verge of being portly. I bent down, took out some fish, and gave him an eye. He stompped angrily and went on to harrass other townspeople much poorer thean he. "Well at least he can call it a diet" I chuckled to myself.

I was almost on my front porch when something hit me in the back of the head. It hurt. I truned around to notice the rather large pineapple on the ground. Someone had chucked a pineapple at my head... However as I looked around all I saw was a strange old man rocking on the ground. "Huh..." I paused and thought to myself " It's probably just that kid from before getting revenge." I turned around again. *THUNK* "DANGNABBIT!" I Turned around upset by the fact I had gotten hit again. This time there were three pinapples on the ground. this time the person threw 2 pinapples at me... However I was still alone aside from the seemingly senile old man who was busy doing cartwheels and rubbing his butt on the stonework like a dog. I Turned around slowly..... *THUMP* THUMPA* THUMPITY THUMP* I whirled around to Get hit in the face by anpohter Pinapple. At least I dodged the next one. The old man was Conjuring up Pinapples of all things. I was flabergasted. As he stood there A blue light shot out of his hand and another pinapple appeared. I knew what came next. I quickly tucked and rolled to my left. Right into a patch of thorns. I managed to untangle myself after getting hit. I was angry now. This pinapple junky of a wizard was going to play. I pointed over to him. "YOU'RE GON..." I stopped. At the tip of my finger a blue light had appeared. It grew Brighter before it Flashed and the ground in front of me exploded. I stood there shivering. I had no Idea what I did or how. The Wizard stoppedas well. He walked over and looked me over, apperently feighning mental incapabilities prior. "So it is you afterall..." He whispered. He clapped and my world faded into to darkness.