User:SnowyNix

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Why hello there, fellow ladies and gentlemen. My name is Andrew but feel free to call me whatever you want.

I am a die-hard Yognaught and redditor, and I disapprove of PewDiePie and 9GAG. And bronies, too. I am a Yogscast Wiki admin and have been in contact with the Yogscast quite a few times, having Hannah and Minty in my steam friendlist, Minty in my facebook friends, Nilesy messaging me on reddit once and Hannah and Zoey following me on twitter (due to PMs only exchangable between people following each other). I am also the creator of the /r/area11band subreddit on reddit which got promoted and mentioned by the actual band, by which I'm honoured.

Other than that, I am just an ordinary 13 year old guy who loves the Yogs, especially Zoey and Nilesy, I also love pancakes, pizza and pasta (PPP) and the smell of basil, mint and cinnamon, I love the colour teal and the word 'scarlet', my favourite band is Area 11 (not just because of their affliation with the Yogscast), my favourite game is probably Stronghold: Crusader, a timeless classic, I love the animes Fairy Tail and Code Geass, my favourite Harlem Shakes are the army one and the Yogscast one (again, not just because it is the yogscast one), my favourite thing to say about something bad is that it's "of death and doom and destruction", my favourite insult is a "blasted son of a sniper rifle", I tend to talk about random stuff as you've probably managed to notice, I am bisexual although I prefer females over males, and I'm self-diagnosed with Asperger's. Nice to meet you!

Achievements
7.10.2012: Hell to the yes! I've gone up three positions, besting Tkaia, UbiquitousFUD and Brainsbeer in the leaderboard in one go by earning a lucky edit achievement worth a hundred points. Beat that! I'm now in the top 5! Wooooo *wiggles around a bit*

9.10.2012: Boo-yah! Leader of the Wiki GET and now I've beat Aethelhelm. Now I only need to post everyday for 9 more days and I'm number 3! Space Jam isn't even active anymore. Then it comes to Nixeu and Soldier Elite, and it will be tough as nails to beat those two. :S

11.10.2012: It's not fair! Everyone's getting Devoted, including Aethelhelm! He's beat me AND Space Jam! Oh well... back to the 5th place I guess... but don't you worry Aethel, I'll be back.

13.10.2012: Not an achievement as in wiki badge, but something even greater! I GOT PROMOTED TO A CHAT MOD! YEEEEEEEEEEAH IT'S AWESOME! Thanks, Brainsbeer! (I like how these achievements are every other day so far :D)

17.10.2012: OK, Brainsbeer just went crazy. The same amount of points as Nixeu and getting from like position #8 to position #2 in one day = holy shit. That for me means 6th place, unfortunately. Tkaia's also gone a bit higher, and LightningD is approaching... slowly, but surely. I have very limited Internet access these days... I'm not even sure if I can make the two weeks on the wiki.

18.10.2012: Barely, but JUST, just about made it in front of Aethelhelm. Brainsbeer's still crazy.

23.10.2012: I'm desperate right now. I am in a shoppipng centre on an iPad typing this sentence just to get an edit towards the Devoted badge.

27.10.2012: I missed yesterday. It's like a slap in the face.

3.1.2013: I don't even care about these anymore, but just to mark it down, I had admin status given to me on this day by Nixeu. tyvm

Just a quick note
My real name is NOT John. It's Andrew, I made the username Johnny Thunder when I was obsessed with the game LEGO Racers, and he was my favourite character. I was such a kid then, jeez...

Wiki-related

 * "This is, this is... what is this." (On trollings here on the wiki)
 * "Oh please, not this again." (On trolls vandalising the same page again after a certain period of time)
 * "My inbox is flooded with Yogscast Wiki e-mails!" (Stupid Wikia settings, proof down below)
 * "I need to be an admin so I can ban all these motherfuckers!" (When trolls troll and troll without an end)
 * "I think I'm gonna need a lie down now." (When an admin bans a troll I've been fighting)

General

 * "My Minecraft is lagging AGAIN!" (In-game)
 * "Why isn't this working?" (In-game, trying to hook up some redstone)
 * "NO, YOU IDIOT, JUST READ THE FUCKING CHANGELOG!" (On Martyn acting like a total derp on his snapshot livestreams)
 * "Sweet dairy Cheesus..." (My version of "Sweet baby Jesus.." or "Mother of God...")
 * "Because that's what women do when they come home, they sit down and start sniffing their vagina." (Don't ask me how I came up with that. ಠ_ಠ)

My favourite Yogscast quotes

 * "We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!" (Lewis)
 * "...and Simon is already fucked up... Oh, sorry, can I not swear? Can I... should... can I fuck... oh." (Lewis on The Shaft, effin' and jeffin' as per usual)
 * "STAIRS? WE DON'T LIKE STAIRS? OH WE'RE NOT SCARED OF THEM~ UP I GO, LA-LA-LA! EXTERMINATE! ANNIHILATE! DESTROY ALL HUMAAAANS!" (Simon doing a Dalek impression using Grizwold's voice)
 * "Hee toucheeed meeeeeee!" (Simon's Gary Coleman impression, this quote is Gary saying how it was to meet Michael Jackson in the ghost world)
 * "This is pretty gay, guys... prettyyyyy gaaayyy." (Sips)
 * "It's gonna be good. Good... good and gay." (Still Sips)
 * Hannah: "I put you on loudspeaker to my roommates." Simon: "Oh, oooh, ah, ah, ooh, *grunts and moans*"
 * "COME BACK YA FUCKER!" (Nipde chasing down Sjin in Survival Games)
 * sees Gar* "He's got the voodoo doll!!" *kills Gar* "I'VE GOT THE VOODOO DOLL!!!" (Noxite in Crown Conquest)
 * Nilesy's Outro Song
 * I love the word "mothertrucker", mostly used by Sips and Sjin.
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 * "One little piggy went to market, this little piggy had a sword. Those little piggies had two caps, and that little piggy got floored." (Martyn as he was shootings some bokoblins in his Zelda SS playthrough)
 * "Ohhh, I disappear. I'm over here. Then I'm over here." (Martyn's impression of Ghirahim in the same episode of Zelda SS)
 * "We don't just play the game, we make videos about it as well and loads of people watch them. Literally dozens of people." (Simon on the Shaft)
 * "#oothatsnice" (Martyn)
 * Lewis: "We must have a couple of gay listeners." Simon: "No, we don't have any. I made sure. A couple of homosexual men added me on Facebook, and when I found out they're gay, I just went round their houses and shot them. We're still friends on Facebook, though."
 * "Lewis, I want you to print out that e-mail and then I want you to burn it." (Simon on a terrible e-mail they got)
 * "...it's got like a glue blow around it... a glue blow? Shit... spoonerism." (Simon)
 * "That was terrible! I don't know what the opposite of an erection is but I currently have it." (Simon on a terrible voice Lewis's made)
 * Lewis: "Try to say it with your tongue hanging out." Simon: "In nineffeenffixffyffwo... This is ridiculous! Why am I doing this?!" Lewis: "...sounds like you've got a cock in your mouth" (Simon trying to tell a scary story and Lewis trying to make it sound scarier)
 * "That's Black Beauty! I mean Airwolf was black and it was beautiful, but it wasn't a horse!" (Simon when Lewis sang a melody wrong)
 * "Shut up Sjin, ya bampot!" (Nilesy)
 * "Har-harrrr, see yer laterr Dunc'n, ya, ya gobshoit!" (Pairrrrate Simon)
 * "C'MERE, YOU BUGGER!" (Simon)
 * "BRINDLEY! WHAT IS A GRAVITY?" (Simon's impression of Lewis' secondary school teacher)
 * "I hate you so nasty little sausage..." (Sips)
 * "...and then, you and fucking Simon come up on the Yogs fucking cast, while I'm fucking having my dick sucked! IT WAS HORRIBLE!" (Drahl)
 * "Shitizenshit chest" (Lewis horribly mispronouncing the phrase "citizenship test")
 * Lewis: "I thought there was gonna be like a banner that you'd put in your signature, like you are a..." Simon: "A retard! You are a window-licker!" (Simon and Lewis after a test)
 * Yohi: "What's a crémegg?" Lewis: "You're a crémegg." Yohi: "Go fuck yourself, Xefoz."
 * "There was that time he was pissing around with guttering on the roof and he fell off of the ladder and broke his neck, but then he got up with a broken neck, and he, like, went 'kkkchchkhh' with his head to straighten his neck and carried on. *cue annoyed old man voice* 'Oh dear, oh dear, oh, I, I fallen off the roof! Oh for goodness sake.'" (Simon)
 * "They could be doing anything right now." Meanwhile... "Let's build an Eat Shit sign." (The Walls)
 * Parv: *falls off mage tower* "Fuck this!" *cue epic outro music*
 * Lewis: "...he's got a son, who is..." Simon: "Warwick Davis!" Lewis: "...retarded." Simon: "Oh! Oh god!"
 * Lewis: "What I thought we'd do is ... What I thought, I watched, I wa... wach *gibberish*" Simon: "A waha, wababa wawawa wababa... you alright man? you alright?" Lewis: "Let's start again, ok, this is like... we need to... we... *gibberish*" Simon: "Awhawhahbaba, wahahabbawahaba... you're just deranged today, aren't you."
 * "Flippin' flippers!" (Nilesy)

Trivia

 * I consider English my second native language. When I'm home alone, I talk to myself (yes, I do, shut up) in English and my thoughts are in English all the time.
 * My hobbies are very weird. I enjoy lucid dreaming, out-of-body experiences, and astral projection. I also like tossing coins and contributing to a wiki about a group of YouTube gamers which I'm an admin of. ._.
 * I hate people with homophobia and biphobia (no shit!).
 * IMO, the funniest sites on the Internet are Damn You Autocorrect (I nearly pissed myself of laughter reading it the other day) and The Oatmeal.
 * I've got very curly hair.
 * I'm socially awkward around every single girl there is. Except for one single girl there is. I chat with them on Facebook without a problem, though.
 * I find Nilesy very cute. I also love his accent
 * My favourite bands are Muse (fav songs in order are as follows: Hysteria, Resistance and Undisclosed Desires (shove Bliss somewhere in there too)) and Area 11 (Knightmare/Frame (2012 version), Euphemia (Blackline version), Heaven-Piercing Giga Drill (Echo Inada Remix), The Legendary Sannin (if you listen closely and you know what has been going on here in November and such, you will notice our wiki can relate) and The Strays respectively.).
 * My favourite food is pizza and a particular pasta with tomato sauce and green olives that my mum makes. Cheese optional. Sooooooo fucking delicious. Oh, and pancakes, too.
 * My favourite animes are Fairy Tail and Naruto. Currently in the process of  finished watching Code Geass and Death Note (i still haven't finished that), the two of which I find very similar.
 * For some reason, I'd love to be making a podcast with Martyn and/or Toby, although I can't see that happening.