SipsCo. (Company)



"Big money, big women, big fun!"

- Sjips Co. Motto

Sjips Co. (formerly, and still often known as Sips Co., or Sjin's co), founded and named after Sips and Sjin in their Minecraft Series, is the leading high quality dirt supplier to all of Minecraftia and are well known worldwide for their moist, high grade dirt. Sips Co. was renamed Sjips Co. when 50% of the shares were given to Sjin to persuade him to return to the company and abandon his own dirt producing company. It appears that the true CEO of Sjips Co (Sips Co.) is Sjin controlling a giant head under Honeydew Inc.

History
Sips Co. was founded by Sips, in his and Sjin's Minecraft series as a Mining Company, and after they had finished building Camelot. They soon hired Guy, the sheep, to man the customer service hotline. Sips Co. started off surprisingly well with only the occasional Enderman complaining about dirt (who were soon dealt with). However, these times did not last, and they soon met problems with the Beaver Mafia after Sips and Sjin entered Beaverdale; and in retaliation the Mafia destroyed Sips and Sjin&amp;apos;s house (known as Deep Space Nine), kidnapped Guy, blew up their tool shed and pier, and killed Aloysius the cow. Sips and Sjin were forced to look for a replacement customer service representative as they went about looking for Guy. Sips and Sjin first hired three Snow Golems as secretaries, but then hired the Iron Golem named Problem Solver 3000 to take care of customer service.

Sips Co. soon expanded and made S.M.R.T Corp that was shown in Duncan's? Tekkit series and was run by Sjin, and ran on alternate forms of energy.

Plans for another Sips Co. factory were revealed by Sjin to Simon, Lewis, and Duncan during their Minecraft Tekkit series, however only Sjin appeared to be working on the project at the time; first marking out a line that distinguished land belonging to Sips Co, and land owned by "Not Co.", before constructing a Work Shed. Honeydew Inc. (Sips co.'s main rivals) soon began causing havoc at the new facility, performing numerous accounts of industrial sabotage including breaking into the work shed and setting of an alarm which was inside.

However, it was later revealed that this was not actually a facility, but a fake to keep Honeydew Inc. from finding the real base of operations.

Sips co. found their third human Sjips Co. employee, Rythian, floating in the sea and subsequently hired him, to make sure they aren't outnumbered by their new rivals. What they didn't realize was that Rythian was simply using them and stole some of their resources before leaving the company.

While Sips builds their first macerator to start up the base, Sjin returns to the Sips Co. work shed to discover it is covered in Honeydew Inc. brand dirt; forcing Sjin to threaten legal action. This does not deter the vicious onslaught of industrial espionage, and Sjin soon finds the portal Honeydew Inc. built under the work shed, and covers it with (high quality) dirt. The Honeydew Inc. crew soon show up again, and hassle Sjin some more by stealing his red-stone torch and blocking Sips Co. property with trees (a direct violation of Sips Co. regulations).

Sjin returns to Sips and Rythian and finishes their house at the growing compound. Sjin, sick with all the hassle from Honeydew Inc. talks the rest of the Sips Co. crew into playing some pranks on Honeydew Inc. They then change and add signs around Honeydew Inc.&amp;apos;s property.

After hours of work (no footage this), the piping of the sorting facility was deemed completed. The Sips Co. Trio decide to make multiple buildings instead of just one and they officially started work on the Sips Co. Compound building a Geothermal facility, and a portal to the Nether (dun dun dunnn). During their excursion into the Nether (dun dun dunnn), they discover that Honeydew Inc. has already been in the area and a few cobblestone bridges could be seen. They set about gathering their own supply, but thanks to Sips mining some ore they are forced to fight off swarms of angered Zombie Pigmen while also taking fire from Ghasts but with all that effort Sips got a golden sword called bane of arthropods which eventually got destroyed thanks to a sheep. Sips is almost trapped in the Nether as the portal closes before he could leave. Rythian came back through the portal, which was still lit on his and Sjin&amp;apos;s end; creating a new portal in the process allowing Sips to escape. After they exit the nether they find themselves in the nether portal under the decoy Sips Co. compound. Disaster avoided, they then continue to work on the Sorting Facility, sorting out some of the flaws in their system while Rythian completes a Destruction Catalyst and the Geothermal Facility was completed.

After these events, Rythian takes a holiday, which is unusual as Sips co. doesn't allow holidays.

Lewis has quit Honeydew Inc. due to Simon going mad with power and always hitting him and decides to look for a job at Sips Co. Sjin soon gets fired by Sips for messing up at the quarry and replaces him with "Silk Shirt Guy" (Lewis). During this, Sjin protests that Honeydew Inc. broke into the facility and potentially stole a few things but Sips was only concerned with his failures with the quarry. Sjin soon cries and runs home.

After a while, he joins Honeydew Inc. and was ordered to harvest all the sugarcane and wheat. However, after he finished, Honeydew says that he didn't do the job well and fires him. Sjin soon cries and runs home again.

Lewis on the other hand learns how to be a Sips Co. employee and discovers that he will be working seven days a week and twenty hours a day and earning minimum wage, but gets some good news: he gets to go to the Sips Co. Christmas party every hundred years. Sips also tells Lewis about the Dirt Collector 3000, who was killed in a dirt tunnel collapse; but in five days of work proved to be a true inspiration to dirt collectors everywhere.

Lewis soon returns to Honeydew Inc. to steal tools for Sips Co. in order to fix problems regarding the quarry. However soon does so again, this time to gather the supplies needed for an Alchemical Chest, and then a Condenser.

Lewis used Honeydew Inc.&amp;apos;s Condenser to gather the diamonds needed to make a diamond pipe, which he used as a more efficient sorting system for the dirt. However, Sips was angered by Lewis use of 'Sorcery' and beat him repeatedly with Sips Co. brand dirt; effectively ending Lewis employment at Sips Co.. Sips then goes to re-hire Sjin and they discover that Sjin&amp;apos;s rape alarm had been stolen. As the two companies confronted each other over their thefts, Sjin stole back his alarm and Sips gave Lewis back his sapphire sword. The confrontation ended in a dirt-wrestling match in Sips Co.'s quarry with Lewis and Duncan using dirt to climb back out of the quarry after a bit of fighting.

Sips returned to Sjin hoping to re-recruit him into Sips Co, however Sjin already had his own company, so Sips decided to go all-out and offered to make Sjin his new business partner, not employee, officially changing the name of the company to Sjips Co. A truly monumental moment in Sips Co. history.

After the rejoining of Sips and Sjin, the duo continue work on the Compound. And on the way to gather lava from a near by volcano, they find Nilesey in a dirty hole. He is hired, becoming the forth human employee, and set to work on the pool. He however does not impress Sips, his new boss, and Sips gets more aggressive towards Nilesey as he makes mistakes.

Sjin has a share in Honeydew Inc. for his services at Pig Island, while Lewis got a share from Sjin for helping him with his job. This happened without Sips actually knowing and it is unknown what consequences this might create for Sjin if it is true.

In episode 21 of Sips and Sjins tekkit series it is announced that Nilesy and Rythian have gone their separate ways, and that they only came to Sjips Co. temporarily to get back on their feet.

During the expanding and fixing of the pool, it is revealed that Sjips Co. also specialize in decking. After finishing the pool the duo decide to look for a pool boy, but the only applicant is Nilesy, who after failing the interview is crushed to death and his home destroyed. The duo then decide to build a fence around the Sips Co. Compound and Honeydew Inc. so they can defend themselves. After the walls are built Sjin and Sips fill the pool. Later they find a sign placed by Zoeya. After removing the sign and making gear for an expedition to the nether the duo decide to head to the The Captive Creeper (a bar for Hardcore Badasses run by MintyMinute) looking for a guide for the nether. The duo decide to bring Minty to the nether with them and start to look for blaze rods.

After returning from the Nether, Sips and Sjin talk to Minty about the possibility of becoming a pool-boy, which she may accept after taking a dip in the pool herself. Sips and Sjin decide it's time to decommission Megaman Two, and Sjin rigs the place up with lots of TNT and gets Minty to set it off with a remote lever. The job is imperfect though, as some of the TNT is untouched by the explosion and the power to, and pipes from the Quarry are severed, leaving it with a limited supply of power and quarried blocks flying out into the rubble. However, they discovered that there was uranium under their house all along (if only tekkit made it explode like a nuke).

With Minty turning down the poolboy offer she goes back to the bar. It is then that the boys decide that they need a hidden base away from the compound to test neclear weapons. So they build boats and sail off into the sun set and head to a near by jungle where they decide will be a good place for the base. While looking for marble Sips discovers a volcano in the jungle that hasn't caught any leaves on fire (how? Who knows!) he then looks down and finds a marble depostie under the volcano and mine with his laser as much as he can to find sjin making good progress. He head out once again leaving a way point and shows Sjin the volano and they both mine the marble until they are satifised. They mine underground back to the base and Sjin decides to make a tree at the top of the hill and add vines to hide it and not make it so obvious. Sips says that even this base could be discovered so they decide to make an ensuite and create a secret secret base under it to make the actual neclear weapons in. They run out of power on the mining lasers and go back to the Sips co. compound to charge their lasers, get a batbox and other things they might need. while they are heading back they come across a building.

They enter the building a discover it is a filming studo. they jump a small bit of water marked as "man eating fish" an go down the hole. they find a underground train that leads to a prision (part of the fliming studo?), complet with wardons office. the open a bookcase and fine a secret tunel with another minecraft system. jumping into it, they fly along and jump down a waterfall, discovering a ravene. The boys go back to old style and go on an mining adventure after finding a chest with industeral TNT. they loot the ravien and find many diamonds. after a long time and a few creepers later they decide to leave by going up a hole in the 'roof' of the cavern above the waterfall they fell down. Sips flys up and leaves Sjin down there. He offers to throw down his jetpack so he can fly out, first he throws a rotton flesh and then dirt. Sjin makes a platform and Sips throws the jetpack. When Sjin is about to fly out Sips covers the hole with dirt, and uncovers it again and sjin flys out.

They then head back to the main land, Sips heading for the HQ and Sjin heading to the compound, Sips lands on the dirt and dies, but he respawns at Honeydew Inc. and walks back saying that Sjin can have his Jetpack. Sips then took his Swifts Wolf's Rending Gale ring that was made at the Jaffa Factory. He flys back using the ring and lands in the compound to find that the 'Skinny guys' (Endermen) have stolen parts of the pool.

Sips and Sjin charge their mining lasers and their nano armor. Then decide on what they can take back to the secret base, deciding on a batbox, wire and other stuff. They also discover that the Tower of Power is losing more power than its gaining.

The next episode starts with them once again back at the secret base planing more on the secret part of the base they also plan on how they are going to get power down their. They decide on using hydro power as their main source, while also using a small geo-thermal system to get power on short notices. They then need to head back to the compound because Sips has build himself some new nano pants, charge his armor and laser. Sjin states that he also got his flying ring from the HQ. He then decides that he should start building the outer frame of the dirt factory, choosing to build it out of bricks. When Sips checks on him, he says that Sjin is faster than the filler.

Employees
True CEO (Via The Big Head ) - Simon and Sjin

Puppet President/CEO, Founder,Co-owner and Janitor - Sips

Head Scientist, Architect and Co-owner, Former True CEO (Via The Big Head ) - Sjin (fired, then re-hired)

Customer Service Representative(s) - Problem Solver 3000 (originally called the playstation 3000)

Guard-Gary the Creeper

Secret Base Guard/Possible Contract Killer - Problem Solver 6969_xxxx_SephirothGoku

Possible Employee(s)

Nether Guide- MintyMinute

Former Employee(s)

Master Wizard, Known Golomancer - Rythian (Left to plan revenge on Sjin and Duncan)

Pool Boy - Nilesy (deceased, presumed respawned deep underground under his house)

Head Scientist and Architect - Xephos (fired)

Customer Service Representative(s) - Guy the Sheep (found imprisoned, but rescued; may be rehired soon)

Dirt Collector - Dirt Master 3000 (Deceased)

Secretary(s) - Bob, Fred and Steve the snow Golems (fired)

Pet - Aloysius the Cow (deceased)

Rival Companies

 * Honeydew Inc.

Enemies
 * Sjin's Independent Trading - Presumably absorbed by Sips Co.
 * Lombucket Industries
 * InTheLittleCorp
 * Nilesy's Best And Greatest
 * Shakespeare in Jurassic Park

Products and Services
The Highest Quality Dirt

Alternate Forms of Energy

Weapons Manufacturing

New forms of Mining

Decking

Locations
Locations within the Sjips Co. Compound Locations not on Sjips Co. Compound
 * Camelot (under Mootopia)
 * S.M.R.T Corp (Branch)
 * Sjips Co. Work Shed (Decoy)
 * Sips Co. Mining Turtle Tower
 * Sjips Co. Headquarters
 * Stacey Island (Destroyed)
 * Sjips Co. Volcano (Mentioned)
 * Sjips Co. Unlimited Lava Facility
 * Sips and Sjin's house "Megaman Two" (Destroyed in Sjins' "Controlled Explosion")
 * Sjips Co. Sorting Facility.
 * Sjips Co. Geothermal Facility
 * Sjips Co. Corp pool
 * Sjips Co. Power Tower
 * Sjips Co. Quarry
 * Sjips Co. Interview Chamber
 * Sjips Co. Redpower Chamber
 * Sjips Co. Dirt Factory (Under Construction)
 * Sjips Co. Thermopile Farm
 * Sjips Co. Underground Diamond Manufacturing/Nuclear Reactor Chamber (Planned)
 * Sjips Co. Secret Base

Company Motto
 Big Money, Big Women, Big Fun 

To Do List

 * 1) Fill the Pool - Completed
 * 2) Perimeter Defenses - Almost completed still needs interdiction torches
 * 3) Dirt Factory - Foundation laid, walls being erected
 * 4) Pool Boy
 * 5) Make banana splits
 * 6) Food Farm
 * 7) Front Gate/Sign
 * 8) Eat noodles
 * 9) Work on secret base in progress

Trivia

 * Fort Crappington does not count as part of Sjips Co.
 * S.M.R.T Corp is a branch of Sjips Co. run by Sjin in Tekkit.
 * Sjips Co. also has a filmmaking branch known as Sips Co. Independent Movies, responsible for the films Two Men and a Babby, Driving Miss Daisy, and Space Jam. They are currently working on Passion of the Christ 3: Passion Levels Critical, due to be realeased in Summer 2525.
 * The company motto is "Big money, big women, big fun."
 * Sjips Co. Doesn't believe in "Sorcery", meaning their high-quality dirt can't be replicated with a condenser even though it would help them meet their quota of 30,000 dirt.
 * It is against company policy to conduct industrial espionage (unless it benefits Sjips Co).
 * It is against company policy to plant trees.
 * Sips was angered at the use of dirt on the statue of Sjin, stating it's against protocol.
 * The fact that Sjips Co. Doesn't believe in "Sorcery" may not apply later on, as Sjips Co. recruits Rythian as their Scientist/Wizard and creates their own energy condenser. Alternatively, this was just because Sips was looking for an excuse to fire Lewis.
 * Sjips Co. is currently the biggest company in the series, boasting three different bases.
 * Sjips Co. only has two human employees at this time, and the rest are animals. Sips mentions that the last Christmas party only had him there, possibly because he only employs animals.
 * Sjin has been working for Sips Co. for at least 20 years.
 * In Tekkit Part 31,Sips stated to Honeydew Inc. that their overwhelming funds proceed from the 'Sjips Co. Volcano'
 * At the Sjips Co. headquarters entrance, there's a sign with the slogan 'For all your dirty needs'.
 * It seems that Sjips Co. has very careful protocols about how their premium quality dirt is used, but they don't apply so long as a lot of money is paid for the dirt.
 * Sjips Co. offers free samples of premium dirt to customers who are unsure about making a purchase.
 * Sjips Co. measures in "Shit-tons"
 * The real CEO revealed in episode 52 of the BlueXephos Tekkit channel, is actually a giant Head. Sips went on to call him Boss.
 * the reason that the Tower of Power is losing power is because the lava pump in the nether has either no buckets, ran out of lava or the pipes/ender chest or pump were tampered with.
 * Sjin has accused Lewis of sabotaging their facility, saying that he found a Starfleet Comms Badge in the bathroom.