Does Santa Claus...?

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Lewis: It's Christmas Eve and the snow's coming down.

Sjin: We fixed Christmas for some last time around.

Duncan: But when you're lying down, snug in your bed

Hannah: Spend a thought for some others this season instead.

Kim: Christmas is great but in our time of plenty

Martyn: With all these gifts I still feel empty.

Hannah: Who brings cheer to those in fear?

Simon: Won't anyone think of the children here?

Everyone: Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?

Simon: How do his reindeer manage to fly with a world covered in bedrock o' so high?

Everyone: Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time? If he can't do it then it's up to you and I.

Lewis: Zombie pig-men kids in the nether

Turps: It's not just ghasts that are shedding a tear

Lewis: But we can help them together

Turps: Or they're not getting anything this year!

Lewis: So open your wallets of leather.

Turps: Two gold bars a month for the rest of your days!

Lewis: We need money to stop this forever.

Turps: We know you're all stingy but change your ways!

Smith: Hey zombie pig kids! Yo, listen up!

Ross: If you're looking for a gift son, you're in luck!

Trott: Sloth Man,

Smith: G Money,

Ross: P Horny too!

Trott: Hat Films, onesies, rapping cheer for you!

Smith: Rhymes go bang, dropping gifts any weather

Ross: Blowing up treats like beds in the nether!

Trott: We ain't got a map cos we're spending all our paper

Smith: Well that's us done. We'll see you later...

Everyone: Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?

Kim: Does he spawn stuff in with gamemode zero? If he cheats can he be your hero?

Everyone: Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time? If he can't do it then it's up to you and I.

Hannah: We'll take these gold bars and make them into blocks

Kim: Build a gold house, yeah a big shiny box

Hannah: A Christmas house with no crying

Kim:  We're doing it for zombie kids. We're not lying... (promise)

Simon: We'll make a portal out of obsidian. Sadness will be forbidden. We'll bring that gold to them children. That gold house we will really be building.

Hannah: These kids will love their new home

Kim: Even if it's located in a never biome.

Lewis: Technically it's a dimension, though.

Duncan: And there's no chance they will see any snow.

Everyone: We're not lying. We're really building. There's no snow but we've made an effort. That's got to count for something.

Smith: (That's got to count!)

Everyone: For something! Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?

Martyn: Does he have the plan? Can he be the man? He ain't Batman or Superman, maybe Spider-Man or Wonder Woman, maybe Iron Man but no way Aquaman can!

Everyone: Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time? If he can't do it then it's up to you and I. Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?

Turps: Reindeer aren't even in the game! Could he use nine horses that he's named?

Everyone: Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?

Simon: If he can't do it then it's up to you and I. If he can't do it then it's up to you and I! (Merry Christmas, shitlords.)