InTheLittleWood Rap

InTheLittleWood Rap by Dan Bull is a rap made for Martyn Littlewood by internet rapper Dan Bull. It was released on January 14th 2014 on the InTheLittleWood channel to celebrate Martyn's 1000th video.

Lyrics
Dan Bull:

Hey! Hey! He's InTheLittlewood, real name Martyn A tough bugger so you better not be starting Cos if you're rucking with the King of the Saplings You're gonna be on the receiving end of my backswing Who can take Tekkit and wreck it without effort Simultaneously quoting the poems of Samuel Beckett (What?) Man I just made up that fact, but feck it Sometimes I come up with rubbish cos I love the auditory aesthetics I suggest you grab a potion And neck it Cos there's a new Littlewood video Get Chrome up and check it! (Wooahh) The pyrotechnics of his oculus' biometrics Are so sweet that they'll probably make you diabetic

Who am I rapping about? Yes, it's Littlewood! Who am I rapping about? Yes, it's Littlewood! Who am I rapping about? Yes, it's Littlewood! Who am I rapping about? Yes, it's Littlewood!

Is it a spelling mistake or something in my eye? No! He reall does spell Martyn with a Y Oh! Holy moly he is globally known for being bros with SoTotallyToby and although I know that evidence is purely anecdotal We can hopefully overlook it And keep it low key So I don't wish Okie Dokie! Living in the Littlewood Is more than a little good Hairs on your chest is the sort of thing that it'll put! So come and have a gander! Getting on the Banter! If you don't you're an absolute w.. Wally? And if you spy Martyn or Kaeyi Don't forget to Politely say Hai

Who am I rapping about? Yes, it's Littlewood! Who am I rapping about? Yes, it's Littlewood! Who am I rapping about? Yes, it's Littlewood! Who am I rapping about? Yes, it's Littlewood!

Who's that blondie pops? The one we watch On our phones, our pc screens And on the box He's got the keys to the RPG scene He might be a beauty but you'll never see him sleeping He doesn't jsut focus on hot things like a welder He takes us back to the classics, Zelda He's old school he doesn't be no newbie Jollier than Oliver from Ni No Kuni Aw, what a cutie He's all 2D But if he need be He'll kick your booty like Bruce Lee Leave you with a bruised knee So you better sit down Soz, I didn't mean to shout That was a bit loud

Who am I rapping about? Yes, it's Littlewood! Who am I rapping about? Yes, it's Littlewood! Who am I rapping about? Yes, it's Littlewood! Who am I rapping about? Yes, it's Littlewood!