It's Always About My Dick

It's Always About My Dick is a song written, sung and produced by Hat Films which was released on December 4th, 2015. The song was written and recorded live during Hat Films' musical stream on the 4th of December for the 2015 Jingle Jam.

It's Always About My Dick was released in the album Population: You, along with 6 other tracks which were also written and recorded the stream.

Lyrics
Ross It's my birthday, And everyone's talking 'bout my dick.

Smiffy He's got a big dick, He's got a big dick, He's got a really big fucking dick now.

Ross There's nothing wrong with it, It's just really fucking big.

Smiffy Seen his big dick, Seen his big dick, Seen his big dick, In a public toilet now.

Ross I got it out, And they stared at me, And they laughed.

Smiffy What's wrong with that man over there's dick?

Ross It's not that bad, But I feel really faint when I get an erection.

Smiffy Great big dick, Big red dick, Dog-dick red dick, Red dog dick

Trott(?) Big dick in the sky-y (?)

Ross We'll keep rolling, we'll just cut these bits in, bits in, bits in...

Trott Huge dick right in my fu-ucking eye...

Smiffy
 * incomprehensible*

Ooh, that baby dick! Yeah, Trott's got a baby dick!

Ross A fucking baby dick!

Smiffy Like a *incomprehensible*, Sticking *incomprehensible*, Trying to find somewhere to go!

Trott Big hot dick,

Trott or Smiff? Look like a baby, I really don't know.

Ross Like a whole baby? That doesn't sound right at all.

I've got a big dick, It's bigger than I ever wanted it to be.

It hurts when it's nighttime, It's so fucking big.

Trott He's got a big dick, He's got a big dick,

Trott and Ross He's got a big dick, He's got a big dick,

Smiffy Very very big, Very very big now. It's very big, Very very big now.

It's your birthday, Just for you. Got a big fucking dick here the size of a shoe. He's got two Great big rocks, But they don't compare to his big hard cock.