User:KalleAnka99/Kev the security guy

Kev the security guy is the embodiment of manliness, his towering stature and unwavering gaze repelling even the fiercest foes of the Yogscast. Often seen at conventions he will much like Batman loom in the shadows watching and protecting the members of the Yogscast, obviously prioritising the high profile targets that are Lewis "Xephos" Brindley and Mark "20-dB-louder-than-anyone-in-the-room" Turpin.

During his long career he has risked his life more than once protecting his employer, most famously protecting the Emperor of Japan during a state visit to South America at the time of the Peruvian ( not Colombian) Cartel Wars of 2011. His stellar performances in past jobs has earned him a place in most body guard handbooks, the Taiwanese takedown being a staple move in one-man bodyguarding

Today he has turned his body guarding down a notch, focusing on less "high-risk" jobs. On occasion he might take part of a quick military escort in war zones, but for the most part his bodyguarding is limited to conventions and conferences.