Yognau(gh)t

Yognaut, also known as Yognaught or Yognought, is anyone who is a fan of Simon and Lewis.

Every Yognaut's/Yognaught's/Yognought's name is Dave!, and is instructed to do the special Yognaut/Yognaught/Yognought Salute if they ever meet another Yognaut/Yognaught/Yognought in public. The salute is done by claiming that you are both Dave! Yognaut/Yognaught/Yognought, and that you have the balls see (Dave! Yognaut). This is similar in many ways to asking if you are protected, and should only be done if you are extremely Simony or Lewisy.

Naut/Naught Controversy
The Yogscast have instructed people to call themselves Yognauts if they prefer Lewis, and Yognaughts if they prefer Simon. The reason being that Lewis thought of Yognauts as being like Astronauts, while Simon first used Yognaught because, as he said, it's "Naught, as in nothing". That doesn't seem to be very nice on Simon's part...

Further variations of Yog sub culture from an Eco-Socio-Biological-Fundamentalist Perspective
As naturally happens on occasion, certain members of the Yognau(gh)t collective engage in commentary that, in polite company, would be considered to be at least a little bit cheeky, and amongst the erudite and refined upper crust of the Yognau(gh)t elite, (pretty much just Dave), would be considered down right scandalous. These people fall into the generally social self identified sub group known as the Yognaughty's.

Then of course there are people who deny the entire phenomenon of Yogsnau(gh)tery, and those people are simple refered to as the Yognots.