User:SnowyNix

Hey guys, I am me and am okay with it. And if you're not vandalising the wiki, I'm okay with it too. Watch out though, if you vandalise something (mostly when it comes to the Yogscast members' pages, as I'm following every single one of them) I'll be right there and roll it back. Well, if I'm not sleeping or doing something important at the mo, since I am a human being too, despite not having a life. And if you do it repeatedly, I'm sure some of the admins will notice it and maybe even ban you! And you don't need that, surely. Also, if you keep spamming the comments or writing other rule-breaking comments, I can ban you myself!

Other than being a psychotic maniac who loves to roll back innocent peoples' inocent changes *insert evil laughter here*, I am a normal teen from Slovakia who loves winter, pancakes, Area 11, Nilesy and reddit just a little bit too much. Oh, this wiki too.

Achievements
7.10.2012: Hell to the yes! I've gone up three positions, besting Tkaia, UbiquitousFUD and Brainsbeer in the leaderboard in one go by earning a lucky edit achievement worth a hundred points. Beat that! I'm now in the top 5! Woooo *wiggles around a bit*

9.10.2012: Boo-yah! Leader of the Wiki GET and now I've beat Aethelhelm. Now I only need to post everyday for 9 more days and I'm number 3! Space Jam isn't even active anymore. Then it comes to Nixeu and Soldier Elite, and it will be tough as nails to beat those two. :S

11.10.2012: It's not fair! Everyone's getting Devoted, including Aethelhelm! He's beat me AND Space Jam! Oh well... back to the 5th place I guess... but don't you worry Aethel, I'll be back.

13.10.2012: Not an achievement as in wiki badge, but something even greater! I GOT PROMOTED TO A CHAT MOD! YEEEEEEEEEEAH IT'S AWESOME! Thanks, Brainsbeer! (I like how these achievements are every other day so far :D)

17.10.2012: OK, Brainsbeer just went crazy. The same amount of points as Nixeu and getting from like position #8 to position #2 in one day = holy shit. That for me means 6th place, unfortunately. Tkaia's also gone a bit higher, and Jack is approaching... slowly, but surely. I have very limited Internet access these days... I'm not even sure if I can make the two weeks on the wiki.

18.10.2012: Barely, but JUST, just about made it in front of Aethelhelm. Brainsbeer's still crazy.

Just a quick note
My real name is NOT John. It's Andrew, I made the username Johnny Thunder when I was obsessed with the game LEGO Racers, and he was my favourite character. I was such a kid then, jeez... Oh and I'd also love to be a rollbacker, would help me out so much when it comes to wiki editing.

Quotes

 * "This is, this is... what is this." (On trollings here on the wiki)
 * "Oh please, not this again." (On trolls vandalising the same page again after a certain period of time)
 * "My inbox is flooded with Yogscast Wiki e-mails!" (Stupid Wikia settings, proof down below)
 * "I need to be an admin so I can ban all these motherfuckers!" (When trolls troll and troll without an end)
 * "I think I'm gonna need a lie down now." (When an admin bans a troll I've been fighting)
 * "My Minecraft is lagging AGAIN!" (In-game)
 * "Why isn't this working?" (In-game, trying to hook up some redstone)
 * "NO, YOU IDIOT, JUST READ THE FUCKING CHANGELOG!" (On Martyn acting like a total derp on his snapshot livestreams)
 * "Let's play some music. Right, now, what do we have here. Euphemia? Sounds fine, let's play that!" (Every day)

My favourite Yogscast quotes

 * "We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!" (Lewis)
 * "...and Simon is already fucked up... Oh, sorry, can I not swear? Can I... should... can I fuck... oh." (Lewis on The Shaft, effin' and jeffin' as per usual)
 * "STAIRS? WE DON'T LIKE STAIRS? OH WE'RE NOT SCARED OF THEM! UP WE GO, LA-LA-LA! EXTERMINATE! ANNIHILATE! DESTROY ALL HUMAAAANS!" (Simon doing a Dalek impression using Grizwold's voice)
 * "Hee toucheeed meeeeeee!" (Simon's Gary Coleman impression, this quote is Gary saying how it was to meet Michael Jackson in the ghost world)
 * "This is pretty gay, guys... prettyyyyy gaaayyy." (Sips)
 * "It's gonna be good. Good... good and gay." (Still Sips)
 * Hannah: "I put you on loudspeaker to my roommates." Simon: "Oh, oooh, ah, ah, ooh, *grunts and moans*"
 * "COME BACK YA FUCKER!" (Nipde chasing down Sjin in Survival Games)
 * sees Gar* "He's got the voodoo doll!!" *kills Gar* "I'VE GOT THE VOODOO DOLL!!!" (Noxite in Crown Conquest)
 * Nilesy's Outro Song
 * I love the word "mothertrucker", mostly used by Sips and Sjin.
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 * "One little piggy went to market, this little piggy had a sword. Those little piggies had two caps, and that little piggy got floored." (Martyn as he was shootings some bokoblins in his Zelda SS playthrough)
 * "Ohhh, I disappear. I'm over here. Then I'm over here." (Martyn's impression of Ghirahim in the same episode of Zelda SS)
 * "We don't just play the game, we make videos about it as well and loads of people watch them. Literally dozens of people." (Simon on the Shaft)
 * "#oothatsnice" (Martyn)
 * Lewis: "We must have a couple of gay listeners." Simon: "No, we don't have any. I MADE SURE... A couple of homosexual men added me on Facebook, and when I found out they're gay, I just went round their houses and shot them. We're still friends on Facebook, though."
 * "Lewis, I want you to print out that e-mail and then I want you to burn it." (Simon on a terrible e-mail they got)
 * "...it's got like a glue blow around it... a glue blow? Shit... spoonerism." (Simon)
 * "That was terrible! I don't know what the opposite of an erection is but I currently have it." (Simon on a terrible voice Lewis's made)
 * Lewis: "Try to say it with your tongue hanging out." Simon: "In nineffeenffixffyffwo... This is ridiculous! Why am I doing this?!" Lewis: "...sounds like you've got a cock in your mouth" (Simon trying to tell a scary story and Lewis trying to make it sound scarier)
 * "That's Black Beauty! I mean Airwolf was black and it was beutiful, but it wasn't a horse!" (Simon when Lewis sang a melody wrong)
 * "Shut up Sjin, ya bampot!" (Nilesy)
 * "Ha-harrrr, see yer laterr Dunc'n, ya, ya gobshoit!" (Pairrrrate Simon)
 * "C'MERE, YOU BUGGER!" (Simon)

Trivia

 * I am 13 years old.
 * IAMA bisexual AMA. (Reddit references FTW!) I, conveniently, realised it around the National Coming Out Day 2012. Even despite that, I am a christian (but disapprove the church's disapproval of homosexuality).
 * I consider English my second native language. When I'm home alone, I talk to myself (yes, I do, shut up) in English and my thoughts are in English all the time.
 * My hobbies are very weird. I enjoy lucid dreaming, out-of-body experiences, and astral projection. I also like tossing coins and contributing to a wiki about a group of YouTube gamers which I'm a chat mod of. ._.
 * I hate people with homophobia and biphobia (no shit!).
 * IMO, the funniest sites on the Internet are Damn You Autocorrect (I nearly pissed myself of laughter reading it the other day) and The Oatmeal.
 * I've got very curly hair.
 * I'm socially awkward around every single girl there is. Except for one single girl there is. I chat with them on Facebook without a problem, though.
 * I find Nilesy very cute. I also love his accent. KYAAAAA ^_^
 * My favourite bands are Coldplay and Area 11. I love J-Rock, particularly the bands FLOW and Funkist.
 * My favourite food is pizza and a particular pasta with tomato sauce and green olives that my mum makes. Cheese optional. Sooooooo fucking delicious. Oh, and pancakes, too.
 * My favourite animes are Fairy Tail and Naruto. Currently in the process of watching Code Geass and Death Note, the two of which I find very similar.
 * For some reason, I'd love to be making a podcast with Martyn and/or Toby, althogh I can't see that happening.