Pleasure Elf

Pleasure Elf is a song written, sung and produced by Hat Films. The song was written and recorded live during Hat Films' musical stream on the 4th of December for the 2015 Jingle Jam.

Pleasure Elf was released in the album Population: You, along with 6 other tracks which were also written and recorded the stream.

Lyrics
Trott I, am walking, down the street, Got a smile on my face and some shit in my teeth!

Ross Oh, my god - look at that elf, He clearly doesn't care about his personal health!

Trott Hey! You twat! Stop looking at me! I'll shit in your face and piss in your tea!

Ross Oh, oh mate, I don't mean it like that!

Trott Well shut the fuck up, Get out of here you twat!

(Chorus) Smith I don't need no boys, I don't need no girls, I'm a pleasure elf, I can just touch myself!

x2

Ross Plea, sure elf, Plea, plea, sure elf!

x4

(Chorus) x4