Safety Trott Song

Safety Trott Song is a song written, sung and produced by Hat Films which was released on December 4th, 2015. The song was written and recorded live during Hat Films' musical stream on the 4th of December for the 2015 Jingle Jam.

Safety Trott Song was released in the album Population: You, along with 6 other tracks which were also written and recorded the stream.

Lyrics
Smith Safety announcement, From middle management.

Ross We're legally required, to give you this message.

Here you go.

Smith Step 1: Get your knife out!

Then you need to find your nearest Trout, It's not safe!

To cut without him, you gotta cut towards Trott, and put him in a bin!

Ross Oh look! An Amazon Box!

Time to open this, with a small pen knife, I'm not sure!

IF it's a thing I ordered, I don't remember if I got those things I thought of, But it's okay!

I'll open anyway, And I'll think about the best way to aim my blade towards Trott, It's the only way!

If I'm risking a cut, It's only for that butt!

Wait, what?