User blog comment:ThinWhiteMale/Ask Me Stuff, if You Want To/@comment-5940646-20140328180644/@comment-9139758-20140328180842

Kinda cheaty, but I would be able to [touch a comic and receive the powers of that comic's superhero. http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Everyman]

If you think that's too cheaty, then invisibility. I'd troll the heck out of everybody >:-D