Simon Lane



Simon is most well known for his astonishing range of voice acting, along with his unique brand of humour. Simon once visited the Dalai Lama in Tibet, and kissed him full on the mouth. He currently plays Honeybeard, a level 85 Hunter, in World of Warcraft. He was born as a result of a torrid union between a midget prostitute and Samuel Pepys in 1666 during the Great Fire of London. Simon likes Jaffa Cakes, Pimms and punting on the Thames. He is less well known for his cameo appearance as the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies in the television series ‘Allo ‘Allo. He has also cooperated on projects involving The Chuckle Brothers, S Club 7 and The Clangers. Some people say he sounds like an anime. Simon used to walk 15 miles every day, until he learned that cars had been invented. Now he drives everywhere (Until his £50 car was towed away because he didn't pay his tax)

Simon's Minecraft character is called Honeydew. One of his many lovers was named Granny_Bacon.

Notable Quotes
This is a constantly evolving list of Simon's sayings and quirky running jokes.

"Follow me!"

"Balls to it."

"The thing is..."

"Come on LET'S DO THIS!"

"That's a very nice everything you have there..."

"Hellooo..."

"The size... of a tangerine."

"COME 'ERE!"

"Ya bugger!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaw!"

"Friend!"

"Diggy Diggy Hole"