Dave! Yognau(gh)t

"I am Dave! Yognaut" comes from YoGPoD 8: Dave Yogpod. Lewis and Simon decided that "if you're in a crowded place and you want to see if there are any fellow listenings of the Yogpod around you" you need a way of notifying them. Simon quickly gumbled together a series of steps one must follow. If this is heard by another fellow Yognaut then he/she must mirror your actions. Thus the Yognaut salute was born.

"I have the balls!"
"I have the balls!" is a phrase often used in combination with "Dave! Yognaut", i.e. "I am Dave! Yognaut and I have the balls!" This phrase comes from episode 32 of the YoGPoD, where Simon reads a letter from Nick Fuckface in which he explains his attempt to complete a challenge previously put out on the YoGPoD (see YoGPoD Challenge 1 -Shaking a can!). Nick explains that, as his sister was filming him, he stated: "I am Dave! Yognaut and I have the balls!" The new, latter part of this statement caused Simon and Lewis to burst out in laughter, and it has been their official phrase ever since. A salute comes with that phrase

Steps to Salute

 * 1) Stand up.
 * 2) Salute (Like Rimmer from Red Dwarf )
 * 3) Say "I am Dave (exclamation mark) Yognaut"
 * 4) Optional: "and I have the balls!"

Controversy
There have been much fan mail sent in by people describing their encounters when doing the Yognaut salute. In these encounters, they all have a laugh and then one of them sends a fan mail, sometimes read out on the YogPod.