Dunk 'Em And Drive is a parody of Rihanna's "Shut Up and Drive", sung by Martyn Littlewood. The video was posted on Martyn's second channel, InTheLittleWoods, and as of April 16th 2016, the video has over 59 thousand views.
Lyrics[]
I'm a lorry driver and my name is Stan,
All the blokes in the pub say that I'm the man,
I'm a hairy-chested, super-sized driving machine,
I've got my 18-wheeler pulling gasoline!
If you get hungry let me know, know, know,
We'll get a drive-through on the go, go, go,
Hoping my tanker don't, explode, plode, plode,
It's off to Maccy Ds we go, go go!
I order two double burgers that are covered in cheese,
Not rolling in a white van or limousine,
Can you pass me the sauce, you gonna eat all the fries?
I don't touch the salad though, it goes right to my thighs!
Go from greeting to eating in 1.5,
My nuggets sat on my knee...
I Dunk 'Em And Drive, Drive, Drive,
I Dunk 'Em And Drive, Drive, Drive!
I must admit, I'm a sucker for the BBQ,
You better move out the way or I'll run over you,
The coppers like to see what's under my hood,
They never find what they're looking for, it's hidden good.
If you get hungry let me know, know, know,
We'll get a drive-through on the go, go, go,
Hoping my tanker don't, explode, plode, plode,
It's off to Maccy Ds we go, go go!
I order two double burgers that are covered in cheese,
Not rolling in a white van or limousine,
Can you pass me the sauce, you gonna eat all the fries?
I don't touch the salad though, it goes right to my thighs!
Go from greeting to eating in 1.5,
My nuggets sat on my knee...
I Dunk 'Em And Drive, Drive, Drive,
I Dunk 'Em And Drive, Drive, Drive!
Driving day to day,
that's how I've got money, money
won't stop till my bladder pops!
But if we're hungry, [indiscernible], girl don't worry,
I'll pull over the lorry, we'll step inside and we'll find, find, find, find...
If you get hungry let me know, know, know,
We'll get a drive-through on the go, go, go,
Hoping my tanker don't, explode, plode, plode,
It's off to Maccy Ds we go, go go!
I order two double burgers that are covered in cheese,
Not rolling in a white van or limousine,
Can you pass me the sauce, you gonna eat all the fries?
I don't touch the salad though, it goes right to my thighs!
Go from greeting to eating in 1.5,
My nuggets sat on my knee...
I Dunk 'Em And Drive, Drive, Drive,
I Dunk 'Em And Drive, Drive, Drive!
Cheers love, I'm on me way!
OH MY GOD!