Pleasure Elf is a song written, sung and produced by Hat Films which was released on December 4th, 2015. The song was written and recorded live during Hat Films' musical stream on the 4th of December for the 2015 Jingle Jam.
Pleasure Elf was released in the album Population: You, along with 6 other tracks which were also written and recorded during the stream. Two acoustic versions are released by Hat Films on their subsequent albums, Destination Drumpf and Neon Musk.
I, am walking, down the street,
Got a smile on my face and some shit in my teeth!
Oh, my god - look at that elf,
He clearly doesn't care about his personal health!
Hey! You twat! Stop looking at me!
I'll shit in your face and piss in your tea!
Oh, oh mate,
I don't mean it like that!
Well shut the fuck up,
Get out of here you twat!
I don't need no girls,
I don't need no boys,
I'm a pleasure elf,
I can just touch myself!